Dilemmacrusher, Shut Up and Feed the Kitten(TM)

Dilemmacrusher, Shut Up and Feed the Kitten(TM) is a whimsical modern-day text adventure. Step in the shoes of rising programmer talent Dilemmacrusher MacDollface, and assemble your motley crew of game developers and helpers as you try to finish your new game, "Dilemmacrusher, Shut Up and Feed the Kitten(TM)", in time for the AdventureX Game Jam deadline. Along the way, you will discover your surroundings and the characters inhabiting them, solve logical puzzles, receive help from well-meaning backseaters, and (hopefully) befriend a kitten.

Depending on your choices, you may finish your game in time and become a mighty programmer, or end your life homeless living under the bridge. If you're very careless, you may even get mauled by a feral hog. Good luck, have fun, and don't die!

Work in progress
Can be completed, but some features are untested and may not work, or may cause the game to crash altogether
Due to a development shortcut I had no time to remove, the taxi ad will revert to its original location every time you load
Hit a number followed by Enter to navigate dialogue choices

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